Top Ten Reasons for Being Absent from Chiefs
(data collected directly from excuse forms)

 10. car go towed
  9. sick!
  8. over slept because the electricity went out in my dorm
  7. had a study session
  6. car broke down
  5. was at home throwing up
  4. I had a urinary track infection
  3. cramps!
*2. still hung over from the weekend
  1. "I wasn't absent" my section leader must have made a mistake, I was here, I swear!!!

* NOTE #2 excuse was given on a Thursday



boythelengthssomepeoplewillgotojusttomissalittlebitofpractice!you'dthinktheydidn'tlikemarchingforhoursinbadweather!



Top 10 Favorite Clarinet and Flute Cheers


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hey,that'snotverynice...youknow,mymomplayedfluteandmysisterplayedclarinet,butiguesstheyneverplayedanycheers,so..

          The following article was written by Dale Misenhelter, one of the Graduate Assistants for Chiefs.  It was published in the Florida Flambeau on Wednesday, December 8 and as many of you know, I didn't like it one bit.  Following the article, I wrote a letter to the editor in an attempt to show that the pristine picture of the Irish fans was not quite as pretty as Mr. Misenhelter had painted it. Unfortunately, the Flambeau didn't print the entire response.
      Anyhow, several people suggested that I put both (complete) articles in this Chieftain. So no, you can judge for yourself.



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