If Flush Named the Teams......


Here's a little something Flush came up with while watching Monday Night Football. See if you can match Flush's football teams to their NFL counterparts.

Mean Gay Packers________________________________________
Tampon Gay F*ckin' Queers________________________________
Huff-and-blow Dills_______________________________________
Dillass Cowtoys__________________________________________
Wacksonville Faguars_____________________________________
Balls-are-all Shaven_______________________________________
Ten-easy Whores_________________________________________
She-sat-on Three-cocks____________________________________
Washingten Foreskins_____________________________________
MYhandsmeet Rearends___________________________________
You Pork Pets___________________________________________
Titsarefor Feelers________________________________________
My Dinglanded-in Prostitutes______________________________
Exploit Loins___________________________________________
Pierre-Louis Rams (Ben Gay)______________________________
She-Choked-on-those Hairs________________________________
For Every-blow-she Charges_______________________________
I-saw-those-hoes-'a Dyking________________________________
Few Orgies-and-she Faints_________________________________
Unhandthat Phallus______________________________________
Mypoleinherassandshe Jolts_______________________________
Pokin'-butt Raiders______________________________________
Feel-her-up-she's Legal__________________________________
Hand And-Crisco 69ers__________________________________
Now here are a few for you to try...........
Carolina Panthers______________________________________
Kansas City Chiefs_____________________________________
New York Giants______________________________________

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