Easy Pick-up Lines (all in a low guttural tone)(Take notes hobgoblin)
1) "F--K OFF!!!!"
2) "You wanna come wash my dishes? I'll pay ya!"
3) "Do you like cats?"
4) "Would you like to go to the China Super Buffet?"
5) Not verbal, just pass gas.

How to know if the lines worked
1) She breathes.
2) She pukes.
3) She moves.
4) She accidentally bumps into you.
5) She looks in your general direction.

Things to impress the woman
1) Drop ass.
2) Burp.
3) Scratch your nutz.
4) Sweat.
5) Sh*t your pants and blame it on a Wendy's Frostie.

Hopefully you'll be swimming in vagina within a week! Good Luck!