Okay, I know I may only be a rookie, but trust me. Chicks dig me! I've
decided to help you guys that aren't as cool as me by giving you
some of my sure fire tips for getting the woman of your dreams.

Tip #1: You can't meet chicks while your marching.

     I've found that it's hard to mack while you have to play and
     march. So just mess up Pregame a little so your alternator can take
     over and you can go hang with the babes on Glue Crew.

Tip #2: Clothes make the man.

     -- Wear mismatched socks. A lot of girls will stop and talk to you that
     way. Of course, they'll all be asking you if you ate paint chips as a
     kid.
     -- Wear wife-beaters to show off your boyish physique.
     -- Remember: Crayola + Hanes = New clothes

Tip #3: Impress the ladies with all the people you know.

     Women love a guy that is popular. 2 quick ways to make friends are:
     -- Bring water to practice (Thirsty people are desperate people)
     -- Join a Frat (It's easier than actually making friends)



Hopefully you'll be swimming in vagina within a week! Good Luck!

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"I need something hard to beat on."

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"I'm all out of condoms."
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