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Dear Fellow
Chiefs,
It is a mutual feeling that the Hornies were
not given a proper introduction. We
want you to reach a deeper understanding
of our section. Therefore, we would like to
give you a taste of our
family-like relationships.
First, we have our
Section-leader, Martha Franklin. We all know she wears the
pants in
our section - no matter what size they are....
Chad (Chicken-legged) Yarbrough...can we say, "Monogamy"?
Larry Hoffman...can't get no humptie in that hooptie!
Kim Hursey...are country line dancing bars really good places to find men?
Mike Stanley...we're glad to see that your car made it to Miami.
Scott Lyons...why exactly did you have those cramps in your butt?
James Cheryybon...Visine anyone?
Shawn Friend...yeah right.
Jon Weis...it's called a wardrobe. (That's when you open up the closet and you see more
than BIKE shorts, spandex, and the last five Horn jerseys).
Ziggy Zaragoza...whose the Chia Pet in this bunch?
Ivan Alexander...the hottest guy ever to enter the Horn section.....YEEEAAAH!
Randy Phillips...heard there's a cure coming out for mood swings.
Nick Kuefler..."Hey, Girlfriend!"???
Kristen Florin...Bobby...enough said.
Chloe Casella...can we say, "Monogamy"?
Amy Cutchen..."What's monogamy?"
Laura Kapica...with you around we don't miss out Poodles from back home.
Chris Johnson...did your mamma give you that butt?
Mark Cotton..."Are you gonna eat that?"
Mike Himes...can we say, "Dissed"?
John Cushma...borrowing the big blue wagon just won't cut it.
Rob Poort...NICE house.
Caryn Bishop...who's that?
Jason White...trash those sunglasses, he's dead.