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DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN: THINGS LATCH ONTO YOUR FACE? YOU FORGET YOUR NAME? YOU DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD THINKING YOU'RE IN ENGLAND? YOU FORGET HOW TO KISS? SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE SUBJECT OF MASTURBATION? YOUR DATE PASSES GAS? YOUR ROOMMATE TAKES THEIR SHOES OFF? YOU HAVE A HOT DATE AND YOU REALIZE YOUR UNDERWEAR HAS HOLES IN IT? YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES HOPING THAT YOU ARE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE AND WAKE UP ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU MISSED CLASS? PEOPLE NOTICE YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO 'FIX YOURSELF?' SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING HANGING FROM YOUR NOSE? SOMEONE DOESN'T TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING HANGING FROM YOUR NOSE? YOU WASTE YOUR TIME READING STUPID THINGS?
Joke: Why do flute players carry trombones in their trunks? Answer: So they can park in the hadicapped spaces.
Do you realize how many miles you've marched? Over the years, the Marching Chiefs have travelled miles together - by car, bus, train, and especially by FOOT. Do you Chiefs have any idea how much territory you cover by hoofing it? In the usual ten hour practice week, you usually march approximately 40,000 steps, or 15 miles. Including parades, the total miles marched during football season calculates to 125! According to these figures, byt the time you were a senior and had been in the band four years, you marched 1,280,000 steps, or 500 miles. This mounts up to a trip on foot from Tallahassee to Miami! Any wonder why you were so tired by the time you graduated?
- gut fish - play snugglebunnies with Pee Wee Herman - look for a parking spot on campus - sit in the band lounge and stare at the Florida Map - eat tacks slowly - pull my eyeballs out (with a spoon) - listen to Big 8 - tune a piccolo - march with the Gator Band - go to the CarQuest Bowl (No! Wait! It's in Miami!) - chafe