20 Types of People
you might meet
in the men's room!


1. Excitable:  shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable:  joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Crosseyed:  looks into next urnial to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid:  cannot piss if someone else is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent:  all urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever:  no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried:  not sure of where he has been lately, makes quck inspection.
8. Frivolous:  plays stream up, down, and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. Absent-Minded:  opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish:  pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneak:  farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12. Patient:  stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
13. Desperate:  waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough:  bangs d**k on side of urinal to dry it.
15. Efficient  waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. Fat:  backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
17. Little:  stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk:  holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disguntled:  stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited:  holds two inch d**k like a baseball bat.



gollyihopeidon'tstayintherestroomlongenoughtonoticeanyoftheseweirdos.nowit'stimeformore"wheniwasagunkie..."



WHEN I WAS A GUNKIE...


...We didn't have instruments.  We had to make musical fart noises with our mouths...and we liked it!
...All the majorettes were beautiful.  Now they all eat grass..and they like it!
...We didn't have tones...and we loved it!
...We didn't have drill charts.  We had to make up our own drill & if it looked stupid, then WE looked
	stupid...and we liked it!
...We had to march to all our away games, Chief step, uphill both ways, in the snow, with all our luggage
	...and we liked it!
...We didn't have feet.  We only had toesm and we pointed them all the time...and we liked it!
...We didn't have water breaks, we just licked the sweat off our bodies...and we liked it!
...We didn't have a football team.  We played the game AND the halftime show... and we liked it!



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