NATIONAL COMPUTER SPORTS RECRUITING SERICE

UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA FOOTBALL RECRUITS


WAYFROY P. JACKSON:  6'6" 198 ibs.  Wide reciever.  Hottest prospect from Alabama in
the last ten years.  Loves music.  Will demand mini-cassette player in his helmet.  Holds the
record for the number of "You Knows" during an interview (62 in one minute.)  Wayfroy can
print his complete name.

CELTIS QUENTIOUS JENKINS:  6'2" 190 lbs.  Running back.  Set state scoring record at
Melrose High School, Charlotte, N.C.  Also led the state in burglaries, but only has six
convictions.  Has been clocked in the 40 at 4.2 seconds with a color TV under his arm.

ROOSEVELT "DUDE" JENKINS:  6'4" 185 lbs.  Running back from West Memphis, Ark.
Has processed hair and does a pretty good imitation of Billy Dee Williams.  Before he signs a
letter of intent, he wants Nebraska to change the colors of their uniforms to chartreuse and pink.
Listed church preference as "red brick."

WOODROW LEE WASHINGTON:  6'8" 265 lbs.  Tackle.  Third generation welfare family.
At 19 he is the oldest of 14 children.  Mother indicated Woodrow and child #9 may have the
same father.  Has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels confident of being found innocent
because "the dude said something bad about my Momma."  On his entrance form, listed IQ as 
20-20.

WILLIE "NIGHT TRAIN" SMITH:  6'4" 195 lbs.  Quarterback.  Born on Amtrak train near
Chicago, birth certificate indicates he is 28 years old.  He thinks the "N" on Nebraska's helmet
stands for "knowledge," but he still meets the University's academic requirements.  He insists on
wearing number "12" on jersey, because it matches his score on the Scolastic Aptitude Test.

TYRONE "PYTHON" PEEPLES:  6'10" Wide reciever.  Has an impending
paternity suit, but thinks none of the othe seven will file charges.  Tyrone has already signed six
letters of intent, but is willing to sign with Nebraska also.  Likes white women and Cadillacs.
Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.

ABUL ADDA ABBA ALI:  6'8"  165 lbs.  Guard.  Played high school ball under the name
Leroy R Jones.  Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Detroit.  Does not know 
the meaning of the word "fear."  (Does not know the meaning of a lot of other words either!)

AUNDRAE "SHORTY" "CRAWFISH" JACKSON:  4'7"  315 lbs.  Tackle.  Aundrae was
once 6'6" tall, but nearly disappeared after putting on "odor-eaters" in his sneakers.  Fills a hole in
the line nicely, but opponents complain that he should be suspended for tackling below the belt.



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